Bob the Builder, Gook Chase with a Twist & Notes on Survival

Bob the Builder

by Sebastian Prevost

So I became Bob the Builder last week. Group 5 started their technical training week with Uncle Dean learning how to use a chainsaw. It turns out that it’s a spectacular and extremely useful tool. All the Friday The Thirteenth movies (they are horror movies for those who didn’t know) are horribly unrealistic. The amount of times you have to check and top up the fuel and chain oil, you could easily evade a chain saw murderer. We then used our handy new skills to slice and dice some wooden beams as we got to work at bush camp building a shade cover. We mixed our concrete and put in the foundations. We then put in the 3 A frames with cross beams and used wire to make the structure super sturdy. Uncle Dean was was full of his usual hilarious sometimes inappropriate jokes, sadly I can’t tell you any of them for “what happens at Vegas stays in Vegas.” All in all it was a great week and, to be honest, doing all the technical, DIY work made me feel right at home, like I was doing some project around the house with my dad. 


Notes on Survival

by Alexander Holme

2 March

The journey to survival was stunning, I was focusing on preparing myself mentally for the upcoming week, I’d already prepared myself physically - lots of food and a last minute poo.

When we arrived at Craig Doone farm, outside of Grahamstown, and were greeted by a botanist who owned the farm, Wayne Vos. While we stood in parade, he gave us a talk about the farm and survival options. We left the farm house, and the electric fence, on our way to our allocated spots in the more wild areas of the farm. On the way, I picked some lichen from some of the trees which would later be used to start our fire.

When we reached our location, the first thing that we did was move to the cave to discuss whether to try and sleep in it or build a shelter. We chose the latter, and after finding a fallen down tree that we could build from, we spent the afternoon building a shelter that could withstand rain, with sand on the floor and a layer of soft leaves above, three fireplaces, plenty of spare firewood and a roof made of willow branches, so thick that you couldn’t see the sky through it.

We finished our shelter with time to spare so I took a bath in the river and then we all huddled together and went to sleep. Every time I fell asleep, I would wake up 15 minutes later to put wood on the fire so that it didn’t go out. It was a very long night and I only managed to sleep properly towards the end of the night when I was relieved of fire duty and had two stones on me to see me warm. I felt frozen through but my mind felt strong.

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3rd March

This morning was the hardest. Jamie visited us, and he looked terrible, similar to us. I followed him back to their shelter and it was only about a kilometre away but felt very taxing with low energy levels. They had built a nice teepee with lots of space but just one fire. I returned to our shelter and we spent the morning collecting rocks to build some extra insulation for our shelter. This was tough going with no energy and a head rush every time I stood up. Taygan decided to spend time preparing for a night in the cave because the night was the worst of his life. I tried to sleep during the heat of the day and finally fell asleep despite the constant barrage of flies. I didn’t sleep for long but woke up with a lot more energy.

After a nap, Mathieu and I went crab hunting with Gareth. We managed to catch 3 crabs and took them back to camp and removed their guts to use as bait to catch more. We feasted on 11 crabs that day. I spent the afternoon building a brick wall, a door, and some extra foliage insulation. We shared some crabs with Echo group and were given some blankets for the night - we were living well. I slept for almost the whole night - it was uncomfortable but it was warm and it was sleep.

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4th March

I woke up before everyone and while it was still cool, chilled at the cave and wrote. Sheila visited us and complimented our shelter which was a morale booster. There were no crabs today but we did find some roots that we could eat. I spent a lot of energy and then ended up burning my roots. It wasn’t a very productive day but we visited Echo group and learnt how to tie knots.

I relaxed in the afternoon and practised my knots, slept, build a chair, fixed the wall, added some leaves and had a deep conversation with friends about some of their struggles. The conversation quickly declined into talking about food and all the things we wished we could eat, and inventing recipes involving Nutella and condensed milk.

We had another rough night with tensions in the group rising.

5th March

Our last full day of survival! I got up and made a fire. Mathieu joined me and helped with the fire and we practised our knots (ref knot, sheet knot, clove hitch, alpine knot and a bowline). We had very little energy, I felt faint every time I stood up, but we went crab hunting and managed to catch two and cook them. Tensions and general discord were high in the campsite.

We ate, kept practising our knots, and I tried drawing Mathieu. Then Jim arrived to test us on our knots and rewarded our practising with half an apple each. More drawing. More talk of food. Touch ups to our shelter and a mission to find friends, talk rubbish and compare how skinny we were all getting. We also got a visit from Jim and Gareth where they gave us a briefing for the next day and a rusk each.

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We retired to our shelter, thinking we would get a good night’s sleep and not knowing the drama that awaited us. Pieter was on fire duty and noticed the dry leaves of our shelter catch fire. He beat them furiously and I had full faith that he would put the fire out, until he made a break for it and scrambled out of the shelter. My adrenalin spiked and I followed, with the rest of the group hot on my heels. Unfortunately we hadn’t grabbed our gear and there was no way to get into the shelter because a third of it was up in flames. Taygan shouted “Knock the wall down!” and after half a second of resistance to the notion of pulling down my wall which had taken so many hours to build, and which I was so proud of, I smashed it down and we safely retrieved our gear. Despite the adrenalin, our spirits were high as we watched the 7 meter flames slowly burn down and warmed ourselves over the embers. We retreated to the cave where we made two fires. The one against the granite rock made the rock crack, shooting shrapnel at us - my blanket got burnt through a few times but nothing to serious. It was not a comfortable night on the rock but we stayed positive, talked about food, and made it to the next morning.

6th March

Time for our final challenge - we had to climb to the top of a hill to signal Jim - it was overcast so mirrors wouldn’t work and we had to search for firewood to light a signal fire. Eventually our signal fire was lit, we were given the go ahead, and I ran down the hill, jumped onto the stretcher we had made, and was carried out of survival.

And then it was time for breakfast - army mix, a long wash, boerewors rolls and boiled eggs. Then clean clothes and toilet paper and I felt like a new man.

We walked from there to the cliffs where we would be rock climbing, and the walk was tough as my stomach readjusted to being full of food. I volunteered for tea duty and snuck in plenty of cups of tea while at it which gave me the boost I needed to push myself and complete the hardest climb.

On the drive home I felt so contented and it was fun returning to Quest and comparing notes and telling stories to the group. I was so looking forward to dinner and it was incredible. I managed seconds easily - even though I lost 5kgs, it good to see my stomach hadn’t shrunk too much.


Saturday Gook Chase with a Twist.

by Sebastian Prevost


Our Saturday epic was anther Gook Chase but bush camp became the new home base and rules of engagement were still the same (rugby rules) but now there were four guys defending bush camp, armed with six paint ball guns and extra gas. The rest of the chasers had two walkie talkies and had to be further then 200m from bush camp unless they were bringing in a gook. The gooks had checkpoints to reach before they got their weapons cash, yip they were also armed. Things got busy in the last hour as our spotters were screaming and you would see a hoard of catchers run down the gooks. Price double tapped Angus. Tate and I peppered Machu. Rom was doing somersaults, it was all good fun. One gook group came in over time so the rules became iffy as we were catching them within the 200m zone and Oscar was running without a mask on and I hit his shirt with the first shot but I then realized his naked face so I stopped shooting and just saw Rom intercept and nail him into the floor. I think that of the 16 gooks, only one made it back safely (not even though cause Rom threw him in a bush aswell, but it was too close and he was, as Gareth Greenwood said “already safe” ). It was still fun to watch our Faf take out guys twice his size.